Saturday, May 16, 2009

I forget to update this
because I'm a dummmmmmmy

I'm usually twittering like a fool though

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Diary of Horace Wimp

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Sunday, April 19, 2009

new new

My little hit counter says i've had 666 views.
I think that's a sign.

As I was at the Belleville Flea Market today looking through some old records and getting a boner for all the sweet album art, I realized that I should make an album again. It's been a little while. I think it is time. I say that a lot, but I mean it this time. I'm gonna need some sweet album art for it too.

I'm gonna give myself a couple months to finish it up, so let's say sometime in July or August it'll be done? Hopefully sooner, but knowing me it'll take forever.

Tentative list of songs that might make their way onto this album.

Moustache Girl
Throwin Up
Oh Yeah Oh Baby
2 Hot 2 Handle
Randy Savage
Number One Contender
I like marvel, you like dc
The Balls
Girl What Were You Thinking???
The Fever
That's What She Said
Totally Awesome

Some are old and some are new. Some are already made and some are just ideas. We'll see what happens. I like to change my old songs all the time because A) I think they're bad and B) Maybe I can make them better? We'll see what happens. Some songs from this "Turd Sandwich" EP thing are included because it was a turd sandwich so it doesn't count.

Tentative album titles:

The Self Destruction of Superfun Yeah Yeah Rocketship (it's winning so far)
Oh Yeah Oh Baby Oh Baby Oh Yeah (I like that too)
I'll probably come up with something else.

Thanks for being super awesome and being my friend, reading this, listening to my dumb music, coming to my dumb shows, putting up with me, and everything else. I really appreciate it all. You're awesome.

ummmm I guess that's all!

and follow me on twitter.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009


Wrestlemania was okay. HBK and Undertaker was awesome. HBK lost of course, but it was a really great match. Next year's Wrestlemania might be Shawn's last, annnnd that makes me super sad. I don't know what I'll do without Shawn Michaels on wrestling.

The Money in the Bank match was good too. JBL quit the WWE for real. That reeeeally sucks.

I ripped a hole in the ass of my pants at Schnuck's the other day. I bought 2 pairs of pants today. Two pants forward, one pants back.

I'm really tired.

I bought some Wolverine claws.

I posted a bunch of old tunes on myspace today.

and made a new ten questions video:

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Wrestlemania 25 predictions

Hi. I really like wrestling. I watch it all the time. I think about it all the time. So here are my predictions for Wrestlemania 25, which goes down in about a week's time.

The Miz and Morrison vs. The Colons
(match to unify the tag team titles)
The WWE as pretty much written off the tag team division. It totally sucks because there could be some super awesome amazing tag matches, buuuut they've sucked the life out of the division. There's just no good tag teams really. The only good tag team right now is Miz and Morrison. They should win this match and probably will. Miz and Morrison were never my favorites, but they're entertaining to watch. Miz is a much better wrestler than most people give him credit for and I'm not sure why Morrison isn't at least Intercontinental or US Champion. The only reason for these dudes to lose the match is if they are gonna split them up.

25 Diva Battle Royale
Sadly, the women's wrestling in the WWE is pretty awful. I hate to say it, but every week I don't even want to watch their matches. I really don't care who wins this match. Santino might end up in the match, so he could win. I'd like to see Maryse win just because I think she's an awesome heel diva. I really wish I'd get to see Santino wrestle a match and not made a complete joke for once. Oh well.

JBL vs. Rey Mysterio
I've heard rumors of JBL retiring at Wrestlemania with the IC title. It seems like a kinda lame way out. He should go out with a bang, but oh well. People are gonna boo the man when he's retiring, if that is in fact what's happening. JBL should win though. Rey Mysterio needs to go home and stay there.

Money in the Bank
I hope this match is awesome. It usually is, but there's some big problems this year, mainly Kane and Mark Henry. What the hell are they gonna do? Finlay even. Come on. I'd looooooove to see Shelton Benjamin win this one and FINALLY get to where he should be in the WWE. They took the US title off of him and gave it to MVP a week or two ago, sooo it looks like MVP won't be winning. It's gotta be Christian or Shelton. CM Punk won't go two times back to back. I'm leaning towards Christian, but Shelton needs to win this one. Come on WWE.

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
I don't really care about this one either. I've never been a fan of the Hardy's buuut whatever. Jeff is already super over, so I think they should let Matt win this one and build him as a heel, they can drag this one out til Summerslam at least.

Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
Shawn Michaels will lose. It's lame. I don't want him to, but he's gonna. I hate it. Ever since Undertaker and HBK fought at some Royal Rumble back in the day and Shawn's back exploded causing him to retire and causing my childhood to be awful, I've wanted HBK to come back and get his revenge on The Undertaker. Sooo having him be just another asshole on Undertaker's list of Wrestlemania conquests isn't exactly the vision I had. I don't see why they'd end Undertaker's streak with HBK, I mean it should happen, but HBK isn't gonna gain anything from it. I don't know. I wish this match wasn't happening. I'm sure it'll be awesome, but I want HBK to win.

Jericho vs. Tito, Snuka, and Piper
WTF? This is gonna be a shitfest. Snuka and hardly walk. I'm pretty sure they couldn't get Hogan, Austin, or Mickey Rourke to do it and had to scramble at the last minute and throw this shit together. Jericho deserves better than this crap.

Edge vs. Cena vs. Big Show
This could be a good time, but probably not. I hope Edge wins. I think Big Show deserves the title, but he just can't seem to get the crowd behind him as a good guy or a bad guy. In WCW he was the fucking Giant and people were like WTF!! OH SHIT!! all the time, but he's old news now and no one cares. I like him, but he needs a mean streak or something. Make him go around chokeslamming the shit out of everything that moves. That'd be awesome. Switching his move to the "Knockout punch" is as retarded as giving the big show a submission hold as a finisher, which they did before. So dumb. So yeah, Cena doesn't need the title anymore. I'm sick of seeing it. Edge needs to hang on to this bad boy until Big Show turns into a badass.

Triple H vs. Randy Orton
I think the buildup for this match has been pretty good. I hate Randy Orton so much. I think he's a total douchebag on wrestling aaaand he seems like one in real life as well. Triple H has never been my favorite either. I just can't get over the fact that he's had the title a retarded amount of times, will end up having it more times than Ric Flair, annnd that Shawn Michaels, who is 400x the wrestler Triple H is, hasn't had the world title that many times. Bullshit. Anyway, I wasn't really caring that much about this match until last week's RAW. Randy Orton gave Stephanie McMahon the craziest DDT I've seen in awhile and then smooooooched her!! Then he hits Triple H with a sledgehammer. Badass. I hate to say it, but I'm starting to like Randy Orton. Hopefully it won't last long, but right now I'm digging him. Randy Orton should win this match. He needs to solidify himself as the baddest ass in the land, and this would help. Triple H gains nothing from beating Randy Orton.

Adventure Time

I like Adventure Time, it makes me really happy.
Here's the original Nickelodeon short:

It got picked up to be a show on Cartoon Network, why Nickelodeon didn't pick it up sure does blow my mind. At first, I kinda figured it would be on Adult Swim, buuuut there's not really anything Adult about it besides the fact that it's awesome. I think kids could get into it and the show can make bank, so good!

Cartoon Network released some promo art stuff for the show the other day:

I'm pumped! It probably won't start til the fall or even next year, buuut it'll be worth it.

Monday, March 16, 2009


After talking to some people this weekend and thinking it over for the past few months, I've decided that I'm going to stop being an ass baby, and among other things, start making a bunch of new songs, recording them, and making another album thinger. It's been a super long time since the last one and almost a year since I made an ep thinger that I absolutely hated.

I've got a billion ideas for it and a billion song ideas all together. I'm excited to see what ones end up working out.

No one reads my blog anyway, but I'm hoping in the next couple of weeks to start updating it with how this new album process is going along with the usual crap. I think it'll be fun. I like fun.

Also on the agenda, get a new job.

I let this old lady from work borrow ten dollars today. I don't mind lending money to people I know, but I hate lending money to people who give me total hobo on the street lines about needing gas to get home or to get to work and shit. I totally didn't like her before, really don't like her now.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Iron Mike

I never really knew that much about Mike Tyson besides the fact that he was a boxer, bit that dudes ear off, and that he turned on Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 14. After watching the video below, I now know that Mike Tyson is the funniest!!

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with you shouldn't talk anymore...unless you wanna, you know."


spoon man

This is a Chris Cornell video off of his new album.

I kinda like it.
and he's coming to Pop's pretty soon.
I emailed them about opening, but haven't heard back.
I think it'd be a great match.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


I got myself a fancy twitter thinger

Sunday, March 08, 2009

"in a league all his own in St. Louis"

I was busy googling myself yesterday when I came across this blog that reviewed one of my recent shows. This fellow had some super nice things to say about me. It really brightened my day, so thanks Todd!

The Post-Rockist

Thursday, March 05, 2009

neeew Wolverine trailer

Saturday Morning Watchmen

Tuesday, March 03, 2009


There's a new Terminator Salvation trailer online. I previously decided that I wasn't going to go see it because of Christian Bale freaking the f out on that dude, buuuut this trailer looks pretty sweet to me. I'll more than likely go see it opening day and have a boner for it. I just read that Arnold's voice is going to be in it, so that's pretty sweet. I did read a spoiler last year sometime before I even knew they were actually making the movie about what was going to happen at the end annnnd I thought it was kinda lame. So far the trailers make it look like it might totally happen, so lame! It could make sense though, but lame!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

master and commander

I changed my blog template because the other one was becoming a bitchass because the body was soooo tiny so I couldn't post anything bigger than my pinky. I'll get to changing everything to make it look prettier in the next week or two.

I've been sitting around trying to work on songs and as usual it's not fun. I've got some ideas that I really like, trying to flesh them out is not something I enjoy though.

I did make an intro type of thing to my song Douchebag that I really dig so far. It's kind of a separate song, but I built it off of parts of Douchebag and made it lead right into it. It's a take on an old Beautifuls song called "Girl, What Were You Thinking?" I just stole a couple of lines and the core idea of that song and turned it into a sloppy little rap about lame dudes and lame girls and my own lameness. It's lame.

I'm sloooowly working on another album. I want to make two really. Give me another year or two and I'll get that done.

I like playing shows. I wish I could write songs in my dreams and wake up and they'd be done. Then I could be awake and play them at shows. I just want to do that part, not the whole writing and recording thing. That part is the worst.

belleville show

I'm playing in Belleville, IL on Sunday night @ The Blue Agave.

Friday, February 27, 2009

lather up!

Chromeo on Yo Gabba Gabba!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Vh1 Storytellers: Kanye West

I love Kanye.
My boner for Kanye does not die.
Saturday night at 8pm Vh1 is airing a new episode of Storytellers featuring the one and only Mr. West. There's a sweet preview clip of "Stronger" online. It looks totally nice.

Check it out here

I didn't embed the video because it hasn't been working that well on my laptoppy annnnd my blog only supports tiny videos at the moment because of the layout. I'm gonna change that in the near future.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009


on it's way to my house

The shirt, not that dude.

Monday, February 23, 2009

sci fi fi

I'm playing this sweet show at the sci fi lounge in st. louis.
I'm beyond pumpedddddddd.

here's the facebook event

I think this picture is the most awesome thing I've seen in a really long time.

10 Questions

Here's the last two 10 questions videos:

(10 questions is a little video segment thing I do where I answer fan questions) (it's fun) (kinda)



Kid Cudi - Day N' Nite video

I like this video.
It is good.
I'm sorry for not blogging for awhile.
That changes NOW!