You know what I hate?

OVENS!

Assholes. Every one of them.



I heated up some Thai Pizza in the oven the other day and when I pulled the pizza pan out of the OVEN it somehow touched my arm on my sweet left muscley area and it burnt me! Then when I set down the pizza pan I tried to pick it up again with my bare hand for some reason and burnt that too!

So thanks OVEN for making things really really hot. Dick!